A new poll by Harris Interactive has just revealed that 1 in 10 of us use our phones during sex. Considering the average Brit has sex less than seven times a month, isn't it kind of sad that we're choosing to interrupt such a fun, special time by taking a blimmin' phone call? I mean, let's look at the facts: the average sex session lasts six minutes. But hey, let's not jump to conclusions here. Maybe some of these people are just getting on board with technology in excitingly kinky and inventive ways, non?
Pet names are pretty common among people who fuck each other. Baby, honey, lil' puddin', tater. One pet name, however, has proven to be more controversial than others: daddy. Why do some women call their dudes "daddy" during sex? That's usually the meaning women are going for in the bedroom. It's a bit of a 70s porn cliche.
He asked if I liked being called things. I knew what he meant, but wanted clarification and needed a moment to sort this all out in my head. It was just always put on me because I made my role apparent or went along with whatever they were going for.
I find this quite crushing. Is anything more important than my sexual needs? The other night we were just getting intimate when his rotten handset started buzzing.